CHARMIN’ THE SNAKELADIES
AWW YESH, SO SMOOTH
AHHH SHE SO SASSSSSSY, SHE HISSSSIN’ MY FOOTS
IT’S COOL, WE COOL AGAINZ.
LIONS R HARD CORE DANGLERS
RIDIN’ CLASSY
IMMA GWAPE
THIS IS MY MOST FAVRITE PERSON IN THE WORLDZ, IF YUU HURTS HER I WILL KRILL YUU
I GOTZ THOSE LIGHTSS
Anonymous asked: Dear SpidaFengaPapit,
Who gave birth to you?
Love,
SashaPrettahKitty
DUR KITTYSASH,
BORNED CAN NOT DESCRIB MY ME! I AM FROM COSMIK SPACE YARNS THAT GROW FRUM SPIDERMAN-FAN-BRAIN CHASMS
YARNS ARE INVISIBLE ACTULLY, BUT I LET ME BE SEEN
IT MORE FUN DAT WAAY
PLEAASE SEND SOUP,
SPIDAAAFEEENGAAAPAAAPIT
I”M TARPED
